Once upon a time there was a web site. It was a pretty nice web site.
It was well taken care of and it grew fat and happy.
Then it's owner stopped taking care of it. The web site was ignored for
weeks on end. Every once in a while the owner would sit down and talk to
the web site. But it wasn't enough. The web site got all droopy and
started withering away.
The owner saw what was happening. She would try to take proper care of the
web site. She would sit down to spend some time with the web site. She
tried to type something, but all her words sounded stupid. She tried to make
a new design, but nothing was good enough for her.
"Bah!" she said. "I am blocked! Writer's block, Designer's block!
I am creatively blocked all around!"
I don't know what happens next...